This is Kung Fu for your anus. If you are lathering it on， God help you.（這簡直是菊花上的中國功夫。只需要一點，就有如神助。）
Seriously， it is like applying rose-colored ice cream to your bum， and the cool LASTS.（講真，就像在你的屁眼上涂了玫瑰色的冰淇淋那樣，涼而持久。）
Well this product was really a shot in the dark for me！（這個藥膏對外我來說簡直是黑暗中的一束光！）
The person who created this stuff should receive a Nobel Prize.（創造這個藥的人應該得諾貝爾獎。）
It gets hot/cold depending on the perceiver''''s experience within minutes! （涂上藥膏的剎那，你的屁股上會奏響冰與火之歌。）
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